Cubs vs Cardinals

Hey Everybody, Harry Caray here from Heaven. Did you know they sell hot dogs in Heaven? With mustard. It kinda reminds me of Wrigley. They also have relish. Although I’m a little disappointed that the Cubs even allowed a run in the 2nd half of the season, they are still off to a spectacular start the 2nd half of the season. The chances are pretty good that the Cubbies won’t lose another game the rest of the season.

Here are just a few reasons why:

1. They have the greatest pitching staff in the history of major league baseball. This includes the ace and future 2007 Cy Young Award winner Carlos Zambrano who will pitch no hitters every game he pitches the rest of the season. It will be a close vote for Cy Young however because Zambrano has 4 other Cubs starting pitchers to contend with.

2. Their starting line up will all end up all hitting over .300 this season and there is a very good chance that Derrek Lee will hit over .400

3. Alfonzo Soriano will go on to break the single season HR record and win MVP.

4. They get play the Cardinals 10 more times this season which will be 10 for sure wins.

5. God told me they wouldn’t lose another game.

These are just a few of the reasons that the Cubs won’t lose a game the rest of the season including the playoffs and World Series.

Well I gotta go meet Belushi and Walter Payton. We are gonna have a couple ice cold Budweisers before the game.

Holy Cow!