Comments on: Cardinals help Cubs; All part of master plan http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/07/30/cardinals-help-cubs-all-part-of-master-plan/ Where Cubs and Cardinals fans talk trash. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 00:27:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Jack Buck http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/07/30/cardinals-help-cubs-all-part-of-master-plan/#comment-11 Jack Buck Fri, 03 Aug 2007 14:57:31 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/07/30/cardinals-help-cubs-all-part-of-master-plan/#comment-11 So I was up here in Cardinal Heaven hanging out with Darrell Porter, Dizzy Dean, and a few of the other fellas and we noticed that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE BRAVES. [Jack Buck reporting live from heaven] So I was up here in Cardinal Heaven hanging out with Darrell Porter, Dizzy Dean, and a few of the other fellas and we noticed that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE BRAVES.

[Jack Buck reporting live from heaven]

]]> By: The Tomahawk that Could http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/07/30/cardinals-help-cubs-all-part-of-master-plan/#comment-10 The Tomahawk that Could Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:40:33 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/07/30/cardinals-help-cubs-all-part-of-master-plan/#comment-10 Hahahahahaah... he said "Wood." I don't get it, the Cubs are finally in first place and Harry from Heaven is silent? He must be passed-out drunk from hearing "Cubs" and "first place" in the same sentence without the familiar "are not in" or "will never be" in there. By the way, I'm sure Harry would be glad to know that Teixeira rhymes with Carrera, as in Asia Carrera, who is hot, much like it is in Atlanta, or as its often called HOTlanta, which is currently on a sizzling 3-game win streak in which they've scored 38 runs or 12.6 runs per game, like the size (in inches) of some of the schlongs that Asia Carrera has taken and precisely the size of Teixeira's Tomahawk. OH! - The Tomahawk has Chopped Hahahahahaah… he said “Wood.”

I don’t get it, the Cubs are finally in first place and Harry from Heaven is silent? He must be passed-out drunk from hearing “Cubs” and “first place” in the same sentence without the familiar “are not in” or “will never be” in there.

By the way, I’m sure Harry would be glad to know that Teixeira rhymes with Carrera, as in Asia Carrera, who is hot, much like it is in Atlanta, or as its often called HOTlanta, which is currently on a sizzling 3-game win streak in which they’ve scored 38 runs or 12.6 runs per game, like the size (in inches) of some of the schlongs that Asia Carrera has taken and precisely the size of Teixeira’s Tomahawk. OH!

- The Tomahawk has Chopped

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