Lucy is a total bitch, Charlie Brown.
September 18, 2007
After the past 12 games, the St. Louis Cardinals know exactly how Charlie Brown felt every time he went to kick that damned football. Just when he gets close, that bitch Lucy yanks the ball away and he falls on his ass in despair.
Nevermind the staggering list of major player injuries, which is easier to refer to like this: Everyone on the team except Albert Pujols and So Taguchi. Nevermind that (another) one of our pitchers died this year. Nevermind that Tony got a DUI in the spring. Nevermind our World Series hangover from last year. All that and we were a game out going into the Arizona series with what has been referred to as a Triple-A team with Albert Pujols playing first base.
With the exception of a game or two in Cinci, I think we lost like 9 of those 11 games by one or two runs. We were in all those games and one way or another, we just didn’t win. Then there was the 11-run comeback (and loss) against the Phillies. Are you kidding me?
And every time it got yanked and we fell on our ass, we got back up and tried to do it again. Because we are a dumb, pre-pubescent bald kid? No. Because if we don’t, the Brewers or the Cubs will accidentally win the NL Central.
Lucy, you fucking bitch. �
Good grief… much like your Cards, the Braves will be watching clearly inferior teams like the Cubs or the Brewers in the playoffs this October.
I pray to John Schuerholz every day to bring back Leo Mazzone and get the Braves back into the playoffs.
And Lucy is a total whore, I just hope the Cards don’t end up like Charlie Brown did here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pTXgDWoJ5jw
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