Comments for Cubs vs Cardinals http://cubsvscards.com Where Cubs and Cardinals fans talk trash. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:53:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 Comment on Lucy is a total bitch, Charlie Brown. by fjbnheipsssf http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/18/lucy-is-a-total-bitch-charlie-brown/#comment-28 fjbnheipsssf Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:40:10 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/18/lucy-is-a-total-bitch-charlie-brown/#comment-28 <strong>fjbnheipsssf...</strong> Anyway, you should do your best ;)... fjbnheipsssf…

Anyway, you should do your best ;)…

]]> Comment on Nostradamus Predicts Cubs Sweep of Cardinals by HereComesTheKing http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/05/02/nostradamus-predicts-cubs-sweep-of-cardinals/#comment-22 HereComesTheKing Fri, 02 May 2008 19:39:11 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/05/02/nostradamus-predicts-cubs-sweep-of-cardinals/#comment-22 Harry, can you or Nostradamus read the rest of the article from Monday's paper and see if it says anything about Mulder or Carpenter coming back soon? After the alleged beating the Cardinals are about to take, I would at least hope for some good news. Also, I heard that you actually keep the cursed goat as a pet up in heaven, Harry. . .any truth to that rumor? Harry, can you or Nostradamus read the rest of the article from Monday’s paper and see if it says anything about Mulder or Carpenter coming back soon?

After the alleged beating the Cardinals are about to take, I would at least hope for some good news.

Also, I heard that you actually keep the cursed goat as a pet up in heaven, Harry. . .any truth to that rumor?

]]> Comment on Cubs vs Cards 2008: Let the Fukudome jokes roll! by Cubs vs Cardinals » Nostradamus Predicts Cubs Sweep of Cardinals http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/03/20/cubs-vs-cards-2008-let-the-fukudome-jokes-roll/#comment-21 Cubs vs Cardinals » Nostradamus Predicts Cubs Sweep of Cardinals Fri, 02 May 2008 19:10:58 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/03/20/cubs-vs-cards-2008-let-the-fukudome-jokes-roll/#comment-21 [...] Lou Manager of the Year Again’…..’Cubs Catcher Soto Edges Fuck-You Do-Me for NL Rookie of the Year’ ……’The Curse Is Over - Chicago Cubs End 100 Year [...] […] Lou Manager of the Year Again’…..’Cubs Catcher Soto Edges Fuck-You Do-Me for NL Rookie of the Year’ ……’The Curse Is Over - Chicago Cubs End 100 Year […]

]]> Comment on Lucy is a total bitch, Charlie Brown. by The Tomahawk that Could http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/18/lucy-is-a-total-bitch-charlie-brown/#comment-18 The Tomahawk that Could Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:22:17 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/18/lucy-is-a-total-bitch-charlie-brown/#comment-18 Good grief... much like your Cards, the Braves will be watching clearly inferior teams like the Cubs or the Brewers in the playoffs this October. I pray to John Schuerholz every day to bring back Leo Mazzone and get the Braves back into the playoffs. And Lucy is a total whore, I just hope the Cards don't end up like Charlie Brown did here: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=pTXgDWoJ5jw" rel="nofollow">http://youtube.com/watch?v=pTXgDWoJ5jw</a> Good grief… much like your Cards, the Braves will be watching clearly inferior teams like the Cubs or the Brewers in the playoffs this October.

I pray to John Schuerholz every day to bring back Leo Mazzone and get the Braves back into the playoffs.

And Lucy is a total whore, I just hope the Cards don’t end up like Charlie Brown did here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pTXgDWoJ5jw

]]> Comment on Adam will Wainwright the ship. by The Tomahawk that Could http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/14/adam-will-wainwright-the-ship/#comment-17 The Tomahawk that Could Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:02:24 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/14/adam-will-wainwright-the-ship/#comment-17 Yes. Yes.

]]> Comment on Cardinals will be in first place by this time next week by The Tomahawk that Could http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/13/cardinals-will-be-in-first-place-by-this-time-next-week/#comment-16 The Tomahawk that Could Tue, 14 Aug 2007 19:47:52 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/13/cardinals-will-be-in-first-place-by-this-time-next-week/#comment-16 I don't see what backup 3rd baseman Martin Prado has to do with brining Teixeira to Atlanta... If any of the Cards' poles were half as big as Chipper's, they wouldn't be having those problems at the plate that are supposedly holding them back. The Braves are taking their mighty tomahawks to St. Louis in a couple of weeks to show those pathetic excuses for hitters how to swing a bat. That'll mark the series that Ankiel magically forgets how to hit and then we'll have to wait a few more years for him to come back as an incredible pinch runner. Remember that. You heard it from the Tomahawk that Could first. I don’t see what backup 3rd baseman Martin Prado has to do with brining Teixeira to Atlanta…

If any of the Cards’ poles were half as big as Chipper’s, they wouldn’t be having those problems at the plate that are supposedly holding them back. The Braves are taking their mighty tomahawks to St. Louis in a couple of weeks to show those pathetic excuses for hitters how to swing a bat. That’ll mark the series that Ankiel magically forgets how to hit and then we’ll have to wait a few more years for him to come back as an incredible pinch runner.

Remember that. You heard it from the Tomahawk that Could first.

]]> Comment on Cardinals will be in first place by this time next week by HereComesTheKing http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/13/cardinals-will-be-in-first-place-by-this-time-next-week/#comment-15 HereComesTheKing Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:34:05 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/13/cardinals-will-be-in-first-place-by-this-time-next-week/#comment-15 If you look closely at most of the Cardinal pitchers' performances over the past few weeks, you will see that most of them have recorded quality starts and the only big issues have come when the offense was asleep. So in a way, Rick Ankiel may just be the spark they need, but from his bat instead of his arm. In other news, it seems that the Braves are playing well. I guess it does pay to have a third baseman who loves to smoke pole and a first baseman who was wooed into coming to Atlanta because he loves to have his pole smoked by said third baseman. If you look closely at most of the Cardinal pitchers’ performances over the past few weeks, you will see that most of them have recorded quality starts and the only big issues have come when the offense was asleep. So in a way, Rick Ankiel may just be the spark they need, but from his bat instead of his arm. In other news, it seems that the Braves are playing well. I guess it does pay to have a third baseman who loves to smoke pole and a first baseman who was wooed into coming to Atlanta because he loves to have his pole smoked by said third baseman.

]]> Comment on Cardinals will be in first place by this time next week by The Tomahawk that Could http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/13/cardinals-will-be-in-first-place-by-this-time-next-week/#comment-14 The Tomahawk that Could Tue, 14 Aug 2007 17:22:05 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/13/cardinals-will-be-in-first-place-by-this-time-next-week/#comment-14 You seem to be forgetting the fact that the Cards' starting pitching is about as effective as the wall between Mexico and the US. Or let me guess, you think they're gonna ride Rick Ankiel all the way to a division title? What are they gonna have him do, pitch? Hahahahaha... You seem to be forgetting the fact that the Cards’ starting pitching is about as effective as the wall between Mexico and the US. Or let me guess, you think they’re gonna ride Rick Ankiel all the way to a division title? What are they gonna have him do, pitch? Hahahahaha…

]]> Comment on La Russa ponders offense-rationing program for Cardinals by The Tomahawk that Could http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/07/la-russa-ponders-offense-rationing-program-for-cardinals/#comment-13 The Tomahawk that Could Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:19:35 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/07/la-russa-ponders-offense-rationing-program-for-cardinals/#comment-13 I wonder how shit-faced LaRussa was when he came up with offense-rationing. If I'd have to guess his level of blood alcohol content at the time, I would say .237 - wait a minute, that's Jim Edmonds' current batting average. Hahahhahhahah! And before you look up Andruw Jones' BA, at least he's got 3 times as many HRs and RBIs. - The Tomahawk has Chopped! I wonder how shit-faced LaRussa was when he came up with offense-rationing. If I’d have to guess his level of blood alcohol content at the time, I would say .237 - wait a minute, that’s Jim Edmonds’ current batting average. Hahahhahhahah!

And before you look up Andruw Jones’ BA, at least he’s got 3 times as many HRs and RBIs.

- The Tomahawk has Chopped!

]]> Comment on Cubs To Go Undefeated The Rest Of The Season by The Tomahawk that Could http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/07/17/cubs-to-go-undefeated-the-rest-of-the-season/#comment-12 The Tomahawk that Could Mon, 06 Aug 2007 18:23:13 +0000 http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/07/17/cubs-to-go-undefeated-the-rest-of-the-season/#comment-12 Thanks for dropping 2 out of 3 to the douchebag Mets you shitface cockmasters. By the way, how does it feel to be out of first place again? Normal? Yeah, I thought so... Thanks for dropping 2 out of 3 to the douchebag Mets you shitface cockmasters. By the way, how does it feel to be out of first place again? Normal? Yeah, I thought so…

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