http://cubsvscards.com Where Cubs and Cardinals fans talk trash. Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:20:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Bars all around the upper Midwest are closing. Foreign companies are taking over Anheuser Busch. DUI arrests are down. And it's all because the Cubs are in first place in the NL Central Division. This is uncharted territory for Cubs fans (first place in August) and they are all totally afraid to jinx it for the ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/08/06/economic-recession-caused-by-cubs-fans/ Hey Everybody, HarryFromHeaven here. In Lou of this weekends series between the Cubs and the Cardinals, me and God just sat down and cracked our first ice cold Budweisers. So I asked the G-man, "Hey Lord who's gonna win this weekends series" and he said he thinks ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/05/02/nostradamus-predicts-cubs-sweep-of-cardinals/ Prior to the 2007 season, after it had become clear that Albert Pujols would dominate the game with his bat for years to come, a group of thugs sent by the Milwaukee Brewers - a group that included Pac-Man Jones, Mike Tyson, the Chocolate Rain guy, a roided-out Barry Bonds, Prince "fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-fit-through-the-kitchen-door" ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/04/21/the-one-armed-man-puts-an-end-to-all-this-chuck-norris-crap/ Time to crack open the Budweisers and fire up the old shit-talkin' machine again for another great year of watching the overpaid underachievers from the north side crap out in the playoffs. Nice job in the playoffs last year, Cubbies. (Fukudome!) Bold Prediction: The Cubs will celebrate in 2008! Yes, I am predicting ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2008/03/20/cubs-vs-cards-2008-let-the-fukudome-jokes-roll/ It seems that both our teams wound up in Shitsville this season. The baseball gods picked up a broom and beat up all the Cardinal starters (pitchers and defensive players) with one end of it, then flipped the broom over and swept the Cubs right out of the playoffs. And here ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/10/10/2007-year-in-review/ Fear not Cub fans, Lou Piniella knows how to handle a pitching staff. Rather than burn through them Dave Duncan style and risk winning a world championship, Lou-Lou is saving Carlos Zambrano for game four. Since Lou is new in town he can be excused for not knowing that Cubs ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/10/07/sweet-lou-the-ultimate-players-manager/ After the past 12 games, the St. Louis Cardinals know exactly how Charlie Brown felt every time he went to kick that damned football. Just when he gets close, that bitch Lucy yanks the ball away and he falls on his ass in despair. Nevermind the staggering list of major player ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/18/lucy-is-a-total-bitch-charlie-brown/ Cubs "ace" Carlos Zambranohole, who makes millions more than interim Cards ace Adam Wainwright but has three more losses and only two more wins, will start tonight in St. Louis. And it all comes down to this. The Cardinals have all but handed over ownership of the NL Central and they are ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/14/adam-will-wainwright-the-ship/ As if the Cardinals didn't have enough injury and drama this year, now we lose another starter -- possibly for his career. Juan Encarnacion took a foul ball in his eye while standing in the on-deck circle. He's out for the year at least, which deals yet another blow to an already ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/09/03/its-all-fun-and-games-until-someone-loses-an-eye/ The Cubs are in first place and it's almost September! Way to go Cubbies. Cub fans will be drunker than ever as their beloved team marches into October. The pitching, the bats, the defense -- their all there and the Cubs are poised to finally make this year, 2007, their ... http://cubsvscards.com/index.php/2007/08/27/cubs-going-all-the-way/